AI roasts. Real impact.
Brutal feedback.Better you.
Savage Draft turns your résumé or LinkedIn profile into the kind of feedback that stings for a second—and helps for much longer.
LinkedIn headline
Results-driven professional with a passion for growth.
The roast
“Results-driven” has entered witness protection.
Everyone says this. Name the result, the scope, and the proof so recruiters have a reason to care.
No fake hype
The truth stings. Then it gets you hired.
Less fluff
We call out vague claims and empty buzzwords before a recruiter does.
More proof
Every burn points toward a clearer, more credible next draft.
Roast to fix
Your next draft starts with the honest one.
No generic résumé checklist. No awkward favor from a friend. Just fast, specific feedback when you need it.
- 01
Drop your draft
Upload a PDF, DOCX, or paste your LinkedIn profile. No blank-page therapy required.
- 02
Get the honest take
We find the filler, vague claims, and missed opportunities—then explain exactly why they hurt.
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Fix what matters
Take the free roast, share the card, or turn the useful notes into a sharper final draft.
For résumés
Make every line earn its spot.
Find the claims that sound impressive but say nothing, then rebuild them around outcomes recruiters can trust.
Roast my résuméFor LinkedIn
Stop sounding like every other “thought leader.”
Turn your headline and About section into an introduction that actually gives people a reason to remember you.
Roast my LinkedInStart with the truth
Get roasted first. Fix it when you are ready.
See what is holding you back.
Your first honest read, clear next moves, and a shareable burn card.
The fine print
Savage does not mean useless.
Ready when you are
Your draft can take it.
Give it thirty seconds. Get a better reason to hit submit.
Roast my draft